HOMG BEAR. D8

You know in Crash 2, in the opening movie, when N.Gin asks Cortex how he's going to get the crystals when there's noone on earth working for them anymore?

....Did you ever kinda wish Cortex had replied "Why, you just volunteered! *BEAMS DOWN TO EARTH* >D" And N.Gin had to collect all those crystals?

Because hillarious as the idea is(and as fun as it would be to play as one of the N Team for an entire game), it's not a good idea and THIS IS WHY. FAT GUYS CAN'T RUN FROM POLAR BEARS FOR LONG. (or jump high, or spin attack, and I'm betting the jetski would be problematic as well...) Just wait till he gets to the baby polar bear - he'll probably break its little spine when he tries to ride it. 8D

He's wearing shorts because I figured he'd probably think that the entire island is hot jungles until he got to an ice level. Then it'd be too late for him to change back to long pants. "...FUCK! XO"

Drawn in OC, motionblurred in Photoshop. I liked the motionblurred version better than the non-blurred.

N.Gin, Crash Bandicoot and gigantic polar bears on tropical islands are (C) Universal/ND/Whoever (Okay, so maybe the makers of LOST also own the latter).